The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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