I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
honey bunches of taint.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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