she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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