dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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