No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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