we're blogging at a bar
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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