yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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