I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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