Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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