I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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Houston, we have a blender
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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