this beer tastes like vomit already
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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