make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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