do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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