Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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