It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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