Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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