What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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