If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
