So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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