Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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