did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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