Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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