Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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