How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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