id be glad to
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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