my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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