she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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