hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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