your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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