im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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