Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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