it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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