Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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