So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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