There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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