Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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