i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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