The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
