There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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