people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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