I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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