Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
wow bdsm is so cute
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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