was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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