when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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