my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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