butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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