Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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