who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What drink are we having for lunch?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
At least life still wants to fuck me.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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