Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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