I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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