I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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