Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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