I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
