My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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