Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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