all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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