At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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