Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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