Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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